Okay I'm not gonna say I'm little miss perfect or that I have the perfect life, the truth is I'm a screwup and a punk and I'm a pervert to boot! I'm not a peeping Tom or anything, I just have really nasty thoughts, which alot of my ex-boyfriends didn't mind too much. I tell stupid jokes that usually have to do with sex and It's rare that I don't have some pointless relationship that will enevitably end with me getting hurt. No, I'm not perfect. And I don't want to be. If people don't like that, screw 'em.